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Bum-shaped cactus anyone?

As a part of the statistics that WordPress provide me regarding Kimlovesjozi I can see a list of search terms people have used on google to come to this blog.

Lately there’s been a rush of searches that have concerned me. This includes ‘cactus that looks like a bum’, ‘little boys each other undress’, ‘purple lump on butt hole’, ‘dirty jozi free porn’ and ‘christian men who push their dates for sex’. Stephen was concerned that I should change the content of the post so these perverted searchers don’t come to Kimlovesjozi. But I reckon if they come here than other potential dark alleys on the internet that is a good thing.

Other searches of note lately have included ‘do drugs get boring’, ‘jim carrey living in a fake city’, ‘ice, sea, dead, people’, ‘people who have found they had fake marriages in south africa’ and ‘is there anything interesting in Johannesburg’. I particularly like that last one because it’s a question I’ve often asked myself when I’m trapped in a ubiquitous mall or stuck in traffic on the way to Pretoria. I could list so many more, there are a lot of bizarre and hilarious searches.

So I want to know – do you write a blog? What search terms have people used?


2 comments on “Bum-shaped cactus anyone?

  1. Jenny
    March 28, 2011

    I’d like to hear about the purpose of a blog. I love yours, I obsessively check the icon on my iPhone for update. It got me thinking about starting my own. I’m just not sure I have anything very interesting to say. I’m also not sure if I need to have some theme or purpose. What do you think? I worry that in the absence of anything very interesting to say or some purpose that it might be too self indulgent. I know this isn’t what you asked, but I have been wondering….

    • kimlovesjozi
      March 28, 2011

      I’m not sure I know the purpose of a blog. It’s such a recent invention. I wonder what the equivalent was before the internet? I asked all those same questions of my friend Ellie when I was thinking about starting Kimlovesjozi. I didn’t want to just write about anything, I wanted a specific subject matter (but I think it has become about anything). And i wondered who on earth would want to read the drivel I would produce? But people like to surf the net and reading blogs is really popular. I think if you write semi-interesting stuff that isn’t too long people will read it.

      But a blog can become a bit of a burden so before you start one and work hard to get an audience think about if you have time to sustain it. I often stress about the blog (maybe because I don’t have a job!) and feel like it takes up too much of my time.

      I think you should start one…..I want more good ones to read.

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