Scary stories from a lovely place
As a part of the statistics that WordPress provide me regarding Kimlovesjozi I can see a list of search terms people have used on google to come to this blog.
Lately there’s been a rush of searches that have concerned me. This includes ‘cactus that looks like a bum’, ‘little boys each other undress’, ‘purple lump on butt hole’, ‘dirty jozi free porn’ and ‘christian men who push their dates for sex’. Stephen was concerned that I should change the content of the post so these perverted searchers don’t come to Kimlovesjozi. But I reckon if they come here than other potential dark alleys on the internet that is a good thing.
Other searches of note lately have included ‘do drugs get boring’, ‘jim carrey living in a fake city’, ‘ice, sea, dead, people’, ‘people who have found they had fake marriages in south africa’ and ‘is there anything interesting in Johannesburg’. I particularly like that last one because it’s a question I’ve often asked myself when I’m trapped in a ubiquitous mall or stuck in traffic on the way to Pretoria. I could list so many more, there are a lot of bizarre and hilarious searches.
So I want to know – do you write a blog? What search terms have people used?